It stares at me, mocking me. A big fat white screen, daring me to find inspiration and write a blog for today. Dang. I have attempted to write today's blog several times. Each with a different idea in mind. Yet, I will end today victorious (at least I hope I will). So let me start this blog (for real) with a question. Where do children come up with these things? I mean, as I write this it is currently 36 degrees outside. My son is lying down outside my window with his nerf rifle and shooting at imaginary targets. Did I mention he isn't wearing a coat or shoes? What possessed him to do that?
Meanwhile, my middle child keeps me in hysterics as she tells me things like what she is "gonna need me to do" for her because "that's how she rolls" or how I better not make a mess in the kitchen because she just did the dishes. Meanwhile she had a Facebook status of " eriously? How about my eldest who at five was in her pool yelling "Don't get me wet, water!" and then slapped the water because she became wet after she sat down in the kiddie pool. I repeat, where do they come up with this stuff? I am convinced. Children are highly amusing. So is my husband. I sent him to the craft store to buy some red thread I needed for a project I was trying to finish. What do I get? A picture message from him showing an empty rack labeled invisible thread. The message read, "I guess it really IS invisible." Really?
My point? Other than sharing some crazy moments with you, reading this blog was crucial to your understanding. Now you know why I will have laugh lines etched into my face until I leave the earth. So stop reading this and go get your own laugh lines. You can never have enough. Take THAT blank screen!
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